and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
why is there a picture of someone wearing Tevas with socks taped on the wall?
I'm going to fuck my way out of the friend zone if its the last thing I do
just looked in the mirror, I fell asleep with a face mask on. At least drunk me cares that much about the condition of my skin
I feel like college is just an experience in what names I can't name my future son.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I am slightly proud of the fact his mom turns on the dryer located behind the spare bedroom EVERY time we visit!
He's only done it missionary. His world is about to be rocked. Do you know what I look like from behind?
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Nobody likes ball hair. Not even gay dudes
Woo is fucking right, dude. Vodka night tonight. Honestly, every night pretty much seeems like vodka night lately. My liver wants to move out of my body like I gave it an eviction notice.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
Randomize
