you just broke rule number 1. If you can't lift her up don't date her
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
can't believe I ate straight coffee grounds to stay awake for that
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
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New game: Step 1) Turn on ESPN. Step 2) Drink every time someone says "LeBron."
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
The walk of shame out of a freshman dorm isn't so bad when you're 25, nobody questions you because they think youre gonna bust them for having weed
It was the classiest, most strategic and inspired vomiting I've ever witnessed. Like a blind mans first sunrise. A priests first prayer. Or a virgins first orgasm.
Id fuck him but only at his house and he had to stay im bed till i left. He only works upper body. It just creeps me out how tiny his legs are
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After owing so much in back child support they should make vasectomy a mandatory
So I woke up alone in the hotel room clutching a bible to my chest. Explain, please.
We have a shopping cart in our front lawn. Also Mickey D's breakfast?
His Australian accent during sex made me think I was in an Outback Steakhouse commercial
Am I required to send a Christmas card to my fuck buddy?
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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