Do you think you have hit the lowest point in your life when you find yourself actually condisering watching the movie "Gigli"?
i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Your braces fetish is going to end up biting you in the dick.
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Complete silence. Background Willy Wonka music. An empty back of Lay's BBQ chips. These are the ingredients for an extreme acid trip.
It was ths the worst 15 minutes of my life. . . It was like fucking a warm stick of butter.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Kids parked next to me are getting it on. I'm eating chicken nuggets listening to Kanye alone. Happy Valentine's Day.
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I used the line "you don't have enough pillows". Then left. Thought you should know.
He was simultaneously rubbing my shoulders and fucking me. I'm keeping him.
Now swiping left on 23-year-olds with abs. Is this adulting?
Taking one of the loudest shits ever at work and I have to say...I'm having a better time than I thought I would
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
I think/hope James is drunk. He's standing in the front lawn loudly declaring "I AM a popsicle!" Over and over....
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