She's JV to your varsity
how do you clear previous safari searches on an iPhone? i asked my brother to google something for me and "big penis" "empire chinese food" and "reverse cowgirl" popped up.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
i'm at a baby shower....never been happier to not be having sex currently
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
HE HAS A CHODE. LIFE IS NOT GOING TO BE EASY FOR HIM.
he was cumming and all I could think about was the pathway of sperm the in penis. thanks a lot nursing
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
I just got my beard fondled by a drunk chick outside the venue. I feel slightly violated. And I think her boyfriend wanted to fight me.
I met a pornstar at his bachelor party and signed his shirt giving him wedding advice
Have you ever come so hard that right after you have the urge to yell "make me a sandwich!"? ...I think my ovaries turned into testicles.
I'm laughing at the fact that I'm at Target right now buying vitamins and alcohol.
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
Our baby is creepy.
That's how we know it's ours. haha
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