Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
Apparently I masturbate in my sleep now.
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
I just realized that I'm gonna have to lower my standards if I want random head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
I'm voting my liver organ of the month. The award ceremony is next weekend.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
He just climbed off me and used my hairspray to fix his hair. If he hadn't just gone down on me I would think he's gay.
Fuck you, you can't judge me til you've smelt my boobs.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
I broke my heels and ended up on a random party bus where I passed out after a brief stripper pole incident.
WHY IS THERE NO EMOJI FOR "FUCK MY MOM JUST SAW MY SEX BRUISES?!"
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
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