it sounded like he was fisting a can of crisco.
i think i've said "don't judge me" 10+ times tonight... is that a bad thing?
yes
... don't judge me
I feel like I spend my weeks apologizing for my weekends.
I realized we pick a president more often than I get a blowjob
she was passed out on the moving sidewalks in the airport, we NEED to travel more often
sitting in my room in a shopping cart. they couldnt get my legs out of the holes. i want breakfast.
Pretty sure I scared him off for good. The lesbian in me is ecstatic.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
And know that if I ever text "road head?" that it comes from a place of caring and not a place of heartlessness..
Made eye contact with his twin sister the day after he gave me a lifechanging blowjob. Do you think she knows?
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Woman doing my Brazilian right now says to tell you she says hi...what has our life come to?
try to milk me bitch
Fuck your bullshit loser kid and his gluten allergy.
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