i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
I could swear I did coke with Jesus last night
should my penis look like a turkey
Tell him next time im gonna be "disgrace to the family" drunk
I don't text first unless I'm hammered...so ya I text first a lot
A girl at the bar is wearing green body paint instead of a shirt. Where are you?!
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Please don't explain what tea bagging is to my mother.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I know... It's stupid... It's like, I have sex with his brother and bestfriend ONE time....
Randomize
