"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
i wish starbucks made bloody marys
I had a party to get rid of booze. Woke up with even more. Will do this till I can open a liquor store
This guy just brought his piggy bank into the bar with him. Talk about corruption of childhood.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
I feel like I should limit myself to one meal prepared from a box per day
He was just laying on the stairs and then screamed, "Is that a clubhouse?" I haven't seen him since
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
I will now refer to my life as before and after I used Astroglide for the first time
Just had a memory of you pretending to be a begging dog putting your head on my lap while I fed you. Great night to try a new drug.
What's grosser: using a dirty sex towel as an oven mitt? or using the oven to reheat superbowl bean dip for dinner?
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
I just remember lots of butts and something about ranch dressing.
I am literally so hung over that I just opened up my emergency kit, got out a survival meal replacement bar and ate it.
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