I painted my nails silver
And what are the implications of that?
Is there supposed to be a msg in that? Just thought ud like to know it looks like I fingerbanged an alien
I may or may not have just irish jigged at a bar. And broken out in a sweat from it. Not a good sign for that marathon yo.
you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
I like how she turned her beer into a wet t-shirt contest
Judging by the fact that my hair was glued to my head with vomit, yeah I think I couldve used a friend last night
Naturally, I just peed all over the floor. Two guys in front of me looked at me, but i just shrugged. They won't remember either.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
I remember your 21st ending with me driving you home while you insisted making bicycle signals out the car window.
I burst into tears on the boat this morning because we bumped a duck in the head. I am way too hung over for today
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
While all the other girls were trying to out skut the next, Cameron was just doing cartwheels around the bar. I think she's the only one who got laid.
So how was your new years? Did u ride a horse at 3am in zero degree weather? Because I sure did
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
Sooooooo this guy just asked me if I'd be interested in a threesome... I'm considering bc I would get to hang out with his dog afterwards.
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