There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
I think she would actually eat a penis if anyone was brave enough to let one near her mouth
theyre doing shots to celebrate her boob jobs anniversary.
everything was going good until you started showing off the pictures of poop you took with your phone
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As I was puking last night I told them "it's ok I'm a paramedic"
let me put this in terms we both understand. he was the crunchwrap supreme of men--the perfect combo of all things manly, gooey and delicious. and ready for instant enjoyment.
I was trying to be really smart and save 10 dollars for each cab there and back. ...so I ripped a $20 dollar bill in half.
Well on a positive note, crystal light now comes in margarita flavor
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
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Sunday Funday has been cancelled indefinitely, due to lack of self control of all parties involved.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
He had to put his grandma's photo away before I tied him to the bed. She doesn't need to see any of that.
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