Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
if my spotter knew I was listening to the Wicked soundtrack on my iPod, I wouldn't even be mad if he dropped the barbell on my throat
I'm hiding behind a bush in mens clothing next to a ducks crossing sign. There are joggers. Please hurry.
Sitting next to a retarded hot married man on the plane, I got 6.5 hrs to homewreck this shit.
She is wearing lilly and pearls while drinking natty from a monogrammed coozie. If that isn't a sorosititue I don't know what is
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
hey did i steal that bike before or after the ball dropped, casue i might have broken my resolution already
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Stripperoke is exactly what it sounds...
omg this is getting ridiculous. nobody's vagina should ever be this neglected.
the reason i can drink whatever i want and you have a limit is because whiskey will never make my pussy not work
He got hit with a horseshoe, set on fire, fell out of a tree, and puked all over the side of his car, all before midnight. Everclear.
If I don't have tequila in my hand soon, I'm going to have to violate human rights laws
There's a guy in a life size dick costume, and two guys with white shirts that are each half if a pair of breasts in a red bra lol. They came separate but when they saw each other there was some titty fucking in the street, it's only 11
shut up and let me use my vagina as a weapon of self destruction in peace!
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