She just told me she's too full for a reach-around. Sad.
4 to the list in one week. Slutsville isn't as fun as the brochure promised.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
The woman at the bus stop told me i smell delicious and asked if i wear cotton then proceeded to tell me about her shellfish allergy
Although, I did get to see a Raiders fan and his toothless girlfriend get roughed up by the police and dragged out of the stadium. So the night wasn't a total loss.
Almost just bought a peacock. I need to get off Craigslist
Seriously. All i can say is im covered in mud, my jaw hurts, i cannot straighten my arm, egg is everywhere, and there is a dead squirrel.
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
Been awake for 50 some odd hours. I've discovered I can spew out maaaad papers whilst coked out of my face. My roommates probably think I'm dead. Money well spent. You?
Right now Tom has the 2nd floor office bathroom under siege. He shit/clogged one toilet, and he's throwing up in the sink.
He asked if I could ever take him seriously, I told him I just like his doggy style.....needless to say I snuck out after an awkward cuddle session... I wont be calling him at 2 am anymore.
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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