you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
She threw up all over when she was giving me dome. Not even gonna lie, it felt really good.
Just woke up. My philosophy paper is a play, and my paper for musical theater is about physics. That's some dank shit you sold me
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
There is a limo involved. Man up, and make yourself puke. Its only one more night of blacking out.
I'm spooning a three legged dog right now. Started drinking whiskey with Breakfast. Best part about being biracial is Irish cousins. Dog Pic Attahed
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
I knew I was in trouble when she kept referring to the next day as things we should do
So you brought her to my house and left her on my couch.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
Well at least ssomeone is or the state is tafing over ir in twligiob
My loniness meter has reached its peak. I just played shadow puppets using my Big Mac on the wall with my cats
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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