i realized my work ethic and productivity really improves if i masturbate on my lunch break.
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
when i first looked at you, you weren't wearing any pants. but then i realized you had them around your neck as a cape.
I'm okay with corrupting his young mind.
Ew! He's just a child!
AND I'M GONNA SHOW HIM HOW TO MAKE ONE.
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
YOU ARE THE WORST TRAVEL AGENT! THIS IS A SINGLES CRUSE FOR SENIORS. THEY ALL THINK IM THE FUCKING WAITRESS JUST CAUSE IM BLACK!!!
We went to Olive Garden so high we didn't talk and managed to be awkward enough for the waiter to ask if it was our first date
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Plus who wants to live somewhere tom jerked off? No one.
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
I was the only one in group sessions to bring up sex as a stress reliever. Some of those people were awfully judgy despite the fact we were all in a psych ward.
i think it’s okay to see him. you just can’t wind up with his penis in your mouth again
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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