i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
She said I wasn't helping her abandonment issues by not responding to her texts at 4 am
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
WHAT? When did I ever refer to one of my past hookups as "the rainforest guy"?
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
We aren't doing Shrooms tonight bc that would be friendship cheating on you
I woke up uncovered, spread eagled to my dad saying "you really need to stop sleeping naked."
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
Randomize
