Should I text him? Life is confusing when you actually like someone instead of just wanting to blow them.
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
she must've caught on when i went out for a "run" in jeans and a sweatshirt and came back holding a McDonalds bag and smelling like pot.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
i just remembered the time you guys tried to give me an intervention because i was drunk before 5 on a monday
Somehow "stranger danger" turned into making out with a 25 year old on burbon street.
It's been decided..lingerie is an investment. You get free breakfast and cab rides out of it.
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Fuck baseball, getting drunk and playing with kittens is the REAL national pasttime
so apparantly i made out with 24 santas last night...and an elf...and a stoner
If I ever say "I'm never drinking again" just hand me a bottle of jack. I'll snap out of it.
Good, but still not as good as the guy I banged in the ball crawl
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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