no, its his 'welcome back from rehab' party.
Have you not heard of Jennifer's supreme lust for William Shatner? She wants to eat Taco Bell off of his love handles
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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he said 'i want to be the peanut butter to your jelly, just without the crust' and then tried to take me shirt off
just used my sex toy cleaning solution to clean my reading glasses. midterms are cramping my styleeee
She basically needs a man who will never act up and take all of her shit
I'm even having trouble finding a guy who's taller than me with no unibrow.. someone needs to tell her its time to lower her standards
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
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Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
Her weave came out on the dance floor. She was twerking and shaking one minute and her hair flew across the dance floor the next. Great way to be introduced to the family
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
Started out playing table tennis then ended up fucking him on the table. Happy cinco de mayo
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
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