I found a pair of size 15 female undies on my floor?? is that big?
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
I was high enough to think that mac-n-cheese w/ ketchup, tortilla chips w/ ketchup, and milk was a fancy dinner
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
I told her that if she blew me I would give her the empty pizza box in the fridge.... Why did she agree?
I might lose an organ but I've got booze. I'll be fine.
I wonder what it's like for my roommate to live bicuriously thro my sex life
Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I'm spending tomorrow doing taxes and making jello shots. Is this adulthood?
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
Hey, I think I showed you a picture of my nephew while we were fucking last night. Sorry, I know it's weird, I just really love that kid. Again, sorry.
Desperate times call for desperate measures. But he promised me no small talk so that was nice
Girl you know I'm an advocate of debauchery but you might wanna check yoself.
Holy shit dude........stairs
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