took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
We can smell you smoking weed from downstairs and your little brother is asking why the upstairs smells like gasoline. Please smoke in the basement. XOXO dad.
Still drunk just puked in the meat cooler tried to clean it up with ham. Its not working
The guys had to come into the bar bathroom and pep talk us all off the floor
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
Thank god I didn't get free from the hospital restraints. I wouldent have lasted long drunk, startled and in an ass-less gown In D.C.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
A gay guy went down on me in the club bathroom and then fixed my makeup for me
its gonna be a great night
His favorite stripper is going to jail. He's taking it pretty hard
They found me wandering around campus screaming body shots over and over again wrapped in a curtain
Did i fall last night when u carried me home.
idk
OHHH yea you fell down the stairs face first
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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