It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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Why does every girl think its ok to cheat on their boyfriends with me?
i awoke yet another morning with penis breath. ive been so generous santa has to bring me a shit ton of presents
i feel like this needs to be a 'lose some teeth' kind of weekend.
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
Be proud. You give fat lesbians everywhere shower-nozzle worthy material for weeks on end.
On a completely unrelated note I think I have carpal tunnel
Again, totally unrelated
When you say shenanigans does that mean I should bring birth control?
I literally JUST MADE IT to the liquor store. I bought a box of wine with the lights off
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
Apparently I thanked the paramedics over and over again for saving the "happy new year" beads that I was wearing
I sent him a blank text because I didn't want to "drunk text" him.
Put viagra in his coffee. I did that with Geoff last month and three hours later I had bitten through a throw pillow and gotten a noise complaint from a neighbor
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