The guy next to me is watching porn. EVERYTIME I COME TO THE LIBRARY SOME RANDOM GUY NEXT TO ME LOOKS AT PORN.
I thought I was at a rave until the paramedics started chasing me. You win again tequila.
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
But mostly the blowjob in the airport bathroom was what I was laughing at.
I had to rip your toilet paper for you...
Nothing better than going to Mass on Easter Sunday with "I love penis" henna tattooed across your back. Love your Indian culture.
Fuck I am so excited for the first time I can make someone call me Doctor Nikki during sex after I finish my PhD
Nothing says casual like stairwell bjs
Yeah, but I think it would be a little awkward to explain to Mom that the girl I brought for lunch is not my girlfriend but just a fuck buddy who I met after she hit and totaled my car last month.
Um ... did I have a lizard on my shoulder last night at the bar?
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
a large sweaty girl i dont know is sleeping in my bed. A scotish man and a small child looking dude are on the couches im on the floor sleeping and im ok with it
Can we just agree for a moment that semen in your sinuses is the fucking worst?
She was here for a threesome... She doesn't have to put the new roll of toilet paper on the dispenser. She can leave the new roll wherever she wants!
Most people would agree that it IS in fact slutty to give someone head for free ice cream.
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