Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
I popped a zit on your vagina. Don't say I never loved you.
he's listed in a fb relationship with a girl born in 1993. i'm too drunk to do the math on that one, but i am sober enough to know that's illegal
You know, be my cock's hype man.
So then I proceeded to the kitchen to make my "specialty," which consisted of a frozen veggie burger topped with peanut butter. I guess he ate it too.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
Oh and apparently Friday night I came home and tried assembling the Christmas tree until my mom just told me to go to bed. Blackout.
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
I JUST WANTED TO GET SOME MOTHER FUCKING TACOS I AM SINGLE AS FUCK TACOS BRING PREOPLE TOGETHER OKAY
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
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