try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
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No, when he said that he wished he had my eyebrows, THATS when I knew he was gay.
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
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Update is I am officially king of Gettysburg. Tam and I are being threaded like royakt. In bought e ruined a drink
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
I think I'm just gonna be a cat and wear slutty black clothes with some eyeliner on my face and pretend my ears got stolen by a drunk guy
You pole danced in your parka.
I literally just force feed a guy flintstone vitamins after sex
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.