We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
you asked my brother if you could eat the cupcake that you found. you were showing him a baked potato
Having a man strip on demand was an awesome way to start birthday. What more could a girl ask for? U the best!
Just visited the liquor store.... for the 4th time today. shits gonna get weird
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
You're the only person I know that could get laid while visiting their grandpa in florida
My boobs just got me out of my third ticket last night
i'm so proud. i woke up to nearly seven feet of basketball player in my bed this morning
you win. again.
Awk moment when I forgot to tell my hookup about visitor parking so he got towed
It’s like my vagina just knows when a man is a barrel-chested freedom fighter.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
You don't know happiness until you've got to smoke weed inside taco bell and then eat all you want for free
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