I think men at large are the problem in most or all relationships. It's like trying to drag a three-legged retarded puppy through an obstacle course
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
Just saw a 300lb woman fall down. Shes screaming like a beached manatee. Her 120lb boyfriend is trying to push her up. It's like watching an infant try to bench
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Seriously, you can't give someone's wife an orgasm on the dance floor of a gay nightclub and then hang out with her husband the following week
I just don't understand how she's willing to go through so much planning and effort just to get a dick inside of her
If she's over 40, she won't believe you if you say " I'm only going to put the head in"
Don't act like you're a victim to marijuana
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
This is gonna be the kind of weekend where if it involves putting on pants, it ain't happening.
It was great. He never spoke.
That's not why it was great, just that's all I remember.
gave up morals for lent, so far it's actually been really easy.
Mimosas make me so tired. I just ordered a huge thing of pasta and gonna eat it in my underwear like a bad bitch
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