he called to tell me the scratches were still on his back. this was in the summer.. still the best hookup
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I listened to the last 10 minutes of that 20 minute voicemail, it's solid gold. At one point he literally suggests we buy tasers and go around shooting people.
i crashed through a building. if that counts then yes, i went out with a bang.
I was just on craigslist and saw and ad for a naked yoga instructor. I will no longer be jobless.
I Apparently saved a picture of the Eiffel tower in between 2 pics of his dick. It appears to be the same size. I fucking love Paris.
One blow job doesn not make me gay.
one of the service guys here said i licked ranch off your face lastnight
please don't text me until you can spell three letter words again.
yeah we were the ones eating jello shots out of the back of a jeep in the bar parking lot
took some adderal to make my alochol withdrawl less shitty. now im just concentrating on how badly i need a drink
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
I was not drunk. There was Star Wars, sex, and baby oil.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
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