We have to give a final comment in english, i think i might say "i learned it's a bad idea to make out with people in your classes who have girlfriends."
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
I'm having a self conscious moment and I need your complete honest opinion of my boobs.
I believe its time to stop celebrating Thanksgiving. I've been drunk for over a week. If my liver doesn't give out, and I'm not pregnant I will truly have something to be thankful for.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
how are you shocked you fucked her? sure shes hot, but she also washed your beerpong balls in her mouth..... you should probably get tested.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
You tripped over nothing.. everyone stopped what they were doing and stared..you stood up and yelled "you win this time gravity"..then started chugging someone's drink
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
there's a bowling ball in the dishwasher and a dog bone in the freezer
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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