On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
I think I'm going to die by hangover. I'm in my spanish class. So I guess I'm going to be muerte.
It may be that your sole purpose in life is simply to serve as a warning to others..
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
he forgot there was a midterm today. i watched him break his own finger to get out of it.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I look like I just got gang banged and I'm wearing a Taylor swift t shirt. It's not gonna be a pretty breakfast.
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
Update: just imagined being dirty talked to in an Irish brogue and I think my vagina became a sentient being.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
I'm having a funeral for my vibrator. Please be there. I need your dick for support.
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
He bought me pizza and bourbon and played scrabble with me. So naturally I slept with him.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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