I havnt been this mad since the coche de Los murtos incident
I may have just googled Muppet Treasure Island drinking game
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
He fucked my earring out of my ear. Of course he's coming over again.
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fuck he's narrating my life in a british voice make him stop im way too fucking high for this
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
Paying 5 grand for boobs is saving me like 10 grand in weed
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Is it possible to get a DUI in a wheelchair that's not yours?
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I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I'm scared to see what happens if we keep winning like this. I don't think there enough livers for every one after the season is over.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
If sex isn’t mentioned at least three times at the dinner table, I’m not interested...
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