Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
it's one of those mornings where you are proud of yourself just for waking up.
I'm sitting in the drive through at Mcdonalds right now watching the workers pressure wash the vomit I left from last night.
just had to make the 420 edibles gluten free and kosher for passover.
Idk we were snorting lines and making out in the stall while these people were cheering us on, on the other side. And that's when I realized he wasn't the only guy in the girls bathroom.
The bed I'm sleeping in has a headboard only handcuffs could love. I'm gonna pick up a local dude and wreck that.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
Why did I wake up to grapes taped my ears ?
Sorry dude, we didn't want you to hear us. Seemed like a good idea at the time.
I'll miss you, too. On the bright side, a night away from one another might give me a chance to recup seminal fluids.
But I'm currently thinking of all my bad decision making last night and giving myself a time out.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
He just brought a live lobster to the party.
I love Texas men! TSA agent found my vibrator, nodded approvingly, and said, “You have a nice night, ma’am” with a cowboy accent. I almost made out with him on the spot
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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