Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
well apparently i yelled MY VAGINA WAS ANNIHILATED and his whole family heard
We can't ever have kids because there's a chance that they'll end up just like us.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
My landlord doesn't knock anymore when he shows the apt... So i just had sex in front of a family.
didn't stop?
naw, they were rude, not me.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
there was a fucking fire juggler. but it was ok bc i was in the kiddie pool and it was the safe zone
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
I think I just ate eggs off of a plate covered in cocaine.
Well THAT'S the last time I buy beer and baby wipes in the same Walmart run ... just wanted to shout I USE THEM TO REMOVE MY MAKEUP, YOU ASSHOLES
The trick will be getting hammered before we get to the first bar
Challenge accepted
Literally just napped at strip club. Don't know how long
I used an explanation of Walking Marriages in the Mosuo Culture to successfully negotiate an open relationship. That Anthropology degree is finally starting to pay off.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
i had every intention of working out now im just drinking wine and thinking about taking nudes in my thigh high tube socks
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