She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
We removed her tutu and her cape, so there's no risk of her strangling herself.
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
Apparently coming home smelling like I took a bath in beer is frowned upon in this household. I'm so glad I don't actually live here.
Find a vagina and bring it to me. Like feeding a tiger.
This is what you sent me from the other side of the pool, "Idk but thers a pool n l wanna get naked take off my trunks ill paddle with my dick"
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
The guy who's car I hit last night just followed me on Twitter...not sure how to feel about it.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I broke her handcuffs. I feel like an animal.
We had sex last night...... This "Friends" thing is going well.
Do normal couples celebrate occasions naked with Chicken McNuggets and BBQ sauce?
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
How early is too early to start day drinking? Asking for a friend
About five minutes ago. You’re good now.
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