I have on cowboy boots and a ten gallon hat. I'd say I'm a little past tipsy
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
i don't know how the hand towel got involved, but i peed all over it
Your kinda stuck between a rock and his hard dick on this one..
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
Does making ice cubes at 4 in the morning count as being productive?
Those were the days I had no morals... Dark times.
Shall we take a trip back?
I need a therapist, but moreover we are going to be really drunk.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
You can't just beat off while driving someone else's car. Thats a rule
Thats your rule and this car is nice
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
Hungover. No words. Just memes.
It's 7am. I'm sitting on the curb in last nights clothes with a nose bleed and no idea how to get home. Low moment I feel.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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