There is no way he is gay with that hair.
No one intentionally makes bad decisions, just errors in judgement. You have your boyfriend I have a restraining order from universal studios. It's all relative
You're mold. I may or maynot have puked blood this morning.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Kripsy Kremes at our place, bring your own coffee. And your own donuts because these ones are ours.
Do you remember our dinosaur noises from last night ? Breaaaahhhhhppp
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
I'm actually kind of scared about the prospect of us living together. We're just going to eat pizza and drink wine before retiring to our rooms with vibrators
Nothing has ever been more true. Ever.
We've had gay sex and pie, the holiday season has officially begun.
If he didn’t pick us up we would have been jerkwards eating sad pancakes at a Denny’s.
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