Grinding on my ninth grade teacher. Dreams really do come true
the only thing he could say in english were 'insert coin here' and 'game over'. i love spanish men.
cat food counts as protein by the way
We are cuddling. She is so cute when she is too high to be a loud bitch.
The worst thing about it is now I have to find someone else to fuck in the library.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I sent him a picture of my boobs instead of saying good morning. I'm trying to tell him how I feel in a language he'll understand.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
I'm playing drinking games with a boy who looks like Liam Hemsworth. I think I'm fine.
He used one of his curtains as a leash and hand restraints. He wins the creative sex challenge hands down.
I was so horny last night, I failed to let him know about my current bed bug infestation.
Remember when you gave their 80 year old doorman a line of molly at 5am?
hey sweets how's ur crotch today?
This is my life. Currently ordering a gift for my straight married girlfriend's husband from my lesbian married girlfriend.
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