I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
wicked high...have munchies. cherry flavor lube. problem solved.
He went soft
Wait. During?
Yeah, he was IN. MY. MOUTH.
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
If someone cleans their bathroom and shaves their crotch for you you kinda have to admit the relationship to facebook
you told grandpa to call you daddy
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
It's 10AM, she's drunk blaring veggie tales and I have a paper to write you've got to be fucking kidding me
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
It was a shot marathon. It only ended because we werent drinking in our house apparently we walked into the nieghbors. When they got home thy were soooooo pissed.
That last one reminds me of the time we smoked that foot-long joint and by the time we'd finished we were so stoned we applauded it.
Man, I miss taking bong rips in my room. Now they are bringing dogs around so all my stuff is hidden in random places up in the woods. I literaly have to hunt and gather just to get high.
Last night I realized I made a dick appt 2 MONTHS IN ADVANCE!!!!....... WHO THE HELL DOES THAT!?!? LMAO!
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