Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
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I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Its 10:23 on a monday morning and im craving jello shots, this is a problem
Oh btw I learned how to say "my penis is a flamethrower" in German. Tonights gonna be fun
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
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I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
He told me to take off work and bring a bathing suit. If this doesn't involve six flags hurricane harbor or sex in a hotel pool I'm going to be disappointed.
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
The people around me on the bus dont know im wearing glowsticks under my clothes. I feel like a super hero.
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