We found an eightball on the ground last night. I mean, really, who does that?
lets put it this way..we'd win on tool academy
Man now I have poo on my blackberry!!!
brownberry?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
How dare she call you insensitive. Should have told her about the time you let that girl in the wheelchair wearing the sombrero blow you.
I figured you left because I was a shit show. Were you still there when I got locked in the bathroom and didn't know where I was? If not, that could have been a dream. I'm still not sure.
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I knew it would be an interesting night when he showed up at my house on a scooter wearing a six foot american flag as a cape.
You know it's a good weekend when you wake up on Sunday questioning your sexuality.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
yeah true but how easily can you rip a scrotum
1 why did you tell them where i peed last night and 2 where the fuck are you
Where are you guys?
Drunk
Randomize
