Just saw my gyno in public. Weird to see her hands outside of my vagina.
called my therapist. she asked if I was sad bc of m.j.'s death. are ppl that pathetic?
you need more empathy. some people get depressed for reasons OTHER than being a whore.
My aunt just said- "pizza is like sex. Even if it ain't good it ain't bad." Obviously she doesn't know us too well.
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
how are pickles made is in the google history again... why do you always wonder that, and forget the answer?
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
he told me my vagina was like a beautiful piece of salami
What do I wear to meet his family/put his dog to sleep? Is there even an appropriate outfit for this occasion?
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
I am pretty sure we beat baby seals over the head in a past life. That is why we are being punished.
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
Honestly the prospect of dick really lifts a girl's spirits
I wish I may, I wish I might, get some daddy dick tonight
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