if i can run in heels then i can drive
girl in front of me in lecture is looking up on ask.com about chlamydia.
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
I can't even teach it... It's just natural slutyness.. My mom has it too
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
there is no amount of schooling that prepares you for when your morbidly obese 45 year old patient tells you she has her clit pierced.
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
I think we need to have a day of drinking in classes. I know we don't share any, but sacrifices need to be made.
I lied. Can't workout today. Only exercises I'm currently capable of doing are breathing ones to keep last night's drinks ending up all over the classroom.
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
The fact that he quoted freebird as his breakup speech was a little more classy than expected
I thought i was doing pretty well but I walked into my first class and everyone on my side of the room immediately asked how drunk and high I was
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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