He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
I am pretty sure the guy in the stall two dwn from me is jerking it...seriously
My secretary told me she wishes she can have an affair with someone in the office (she's separated from her cheating husband)...Umm...Okaaay
Well i just wrestled a cop... p.s. i won
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
at which point I apparently ran in and shouted "I made the sex with that one!"
We are buying drugs from a guy with a Jesus fish on his dodge caravan.
After seeing all of the pics during the trial, all I could think was "her vagina doesn't look THAT dangerous"
I just gave parenting advice and had a discussion about the distribution of wealth in america...in a bar. I'm starting to think its me and not you lol
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
tbh i just wanted to fuck a guy with forearm tattoos but then he was so FORWARD about it
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
I’m sorry, some of us common-folk don’t have access to steady dick
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