you're like the ceasar milan of boners... you understand them on a different level.
I met the friendliest cop last night
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
Why would he get rid of a girl with no gag reflex? I don't get it.
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
when someone at the bar asked you a question all you knew how to say was "chug-a-lug"
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
I just woke up with a pair of handcuffs in my pants, can u explain this?
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