Don't you send me to vm
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
then she woke up from sleeping for an hour and the first thing she said was "i regret it already"
his cum shot went directly into his bellybutton. felt like i was playin ski ball
You're the 8th person from last night to text me this morning and ask if I'm ok.
Well hey if hot cowboys are involved then all bets are off.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
Haha that's why you never name the penis. Its like a pet, once named you will most likely get attached.
Hahaha I can already see the arrest warrants. It's gonna be beautiful. I'll get them framed.
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
I was laying out of the open window, talking with him on the phone, while we were both puking at the same time.. Guys at the party called it "true love"..
Now I just sit back and wait to give ass birth to pure evil.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
Puked up breakfast after doing my first minze shot in a while, but that shot was to Trump losing the election, so it's all good.
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