Also I am about to cut a ringtone from "Sex Machine" so James Brown can tell me to "get up, get on up" in the morning
I once woke up to the scream from 'get up offa that thing' and smacked my head on my desk
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
the cops didnt even say happy birthday to me :(
I crashed her parents' car cause she was giving me road head. Its probably best to just let them think I'm a bad driver.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
i was so fucked up i thought i was at home depot
For some reason i am carrying prostate cancer brochures. i am nor used to drinking this early.
so thats a no on the drunken crutches race 2moro
Using the salt from a pretzel bag for tequila shots. Come over.
drunk old tina is grateful for 14 yr old tina for placing glow-in-the-dark stickers on my light switch...just avoided so many injuries
You and the dog were competed for the water dish
apparently my new 420 ritual is to look at the clock at 4:20 and realize i'm already too high
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
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