Tried killing a moth in our bathroom. Water everywhere. Don't worry about it.
i should probably find things i have in common with someone besides drinking, before having sex with them
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
I feel like I've wasted too many painkillers on hangovers
Since when do you have sex with people you have feelings for?
Dude you don't understand. I genuinely felt his soul's penis in my soul's vagina.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
we were sitting in the kitchen and you kept biting my shoulder saying "itll all be over soon"
I am making up for a 7 year dry spell so I get a pass and I don't always care if there is a second date. It is like college but with more money and condoms.
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
He's hot....knda sweaty, drunk smells like feet....but he's hung like a whale....so in other words totally your type
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Can I just fuck someone without it basically becoming an arranged marriage
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