Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
The drunken tricycle race really added some class to the Tour de Franzia. Until everyone wiped out and started puking.
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
Would the plural word for douche be deese? "Look at these deese bags"?
Are you high?
Currently cooking 3lbs of bacon in case the power goes out bc if even one slice of bacon goes to waste then sandy wins
Hurry there's four guys dressed up as a bachelorette party, one has a condom veil and the rest are selling candy bouquets and asking if anyone wants to get laid for $5
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
How about we just fuck in random places all around campus, and skip the boring relationship part?
He has started theming his dick pics. I have one he sent his duck has a sombrero on. Another a Barbie is riding it.
Ultimate cock block. About to have sex and your mom calls you so you can go help your grandmother figure out how to vote for the voice on her iPad
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
Like how do you live your life and have never made a grilled cheese? The audacity of some people
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