I don't understand why she insists on me walking her to the door. She came over for literally 8 minutes, we had sex, and now I need her to leave. That fake chivalry will change nothing about the situation.
My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
I envy the lives of milf's kids, the little kid grabs her tits and she just laughs and says not now
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
Just so you're aware, tomorrow is "Slow Clap when you see Mike" day.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Found my ex-boyfriend's money stash. Call the girls, we are getting fucked up tonight, my treat.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
Bought pregnancy tests in bulk off amazon. Kinda feel insulted that it asked if I wanted to subscribe for regular shipments.
EITHER I'M HIGH OR JUST REACHED A NEW LEVEL OF SINGLE FEMALE SADNESS BECAUSE THIS BROWNIE IS GIVING ME ORGASMS
There comes a point where there's just condoms and old mcdonalds in your garbage can and you can't tell if you've won or lost.
Randomize
