Did your girl go home? Did she have fun? Can we have our friend back?
i just google imaged poop.
i'm so high that for the last 10 minutes i pretened my sock was a mouse, and played with it like it was legit.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
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hey girl hope you're alright, you hit that tree really hard. have a good night.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Whiskey + Water + Crystal Lite does NOT = refreshing summer time drink.....
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
Sharing a bathroom with a guy sucks. I always have to set an alarm for the middle of the night just so I can take a dump. Poop text btw
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The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
His grandma held his dogs so they wouldn't follow me out the door. It was like a whole new level added to my walk of shame.
Twice. I only peed my pants twice tonight.
I feel like my dick pic collection should be archived at the Smithsonian
I had a dream I got back with Amanda. And then cheated on her the same day. Even my conscious is a dick
YOLO is a great motto until you end up with Chlamydia
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