my number is 615-555-1212, <3 your favorite asshole
Hulk Hogan has now convinced 2 women to marry him & I have yet to have a successful or healthy relationship. I am officially depressed.
i don't know where i am. i made bad decisions. i think this guy is dead.
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Got him to take a shot from the drip pan on the George Forman. He's gone now.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Soo I woke up in the storage room at best western....I dont even know what say
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
pls come tAke this super bath no romo it's just. so nice.
She totals her lexus and all she wants is to have crazy wild sex.
If by science you mean beer then YES!!!!
She sent a group text pic called "Assemble" of his dick next to her forearm.
I'm down.
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