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(614): View more from Ohio

Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.

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(847): View more from Illinois

You stood up and started yelling"Free blow jobs!" because you thought people would like you more.

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(937): View more from Ohio

Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.

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(303): View more from Colorado

I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff

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(224): View more from Illinois

dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks

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(206): View more from Washington

he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents

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(509): View more from Washington

We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.

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You had me at shuffleboard and strippers

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(731): View more from Tennessee

Everyone got an underage but her

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How'd she get out of it?!

(731): View more from Tennessee

She hid in the FUCKING DRYER

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(218): View more from Minnesota

So I have a horrible yeast infection right now and I learned that Scott is cheating on me and now he has a yeast infection in his mouth and in his stomach a pretty aggressive one too. I believe the doctors call it thrush. Text me in the morning tell me what you think.

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