You're completely useless in the revolution.
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
i had to wake up at 4 am to do my laundry because I was afraid if I saw people in the laundry room they would judge me by the amount of clothes I had covered in vomit from syllabus week
dude i woke up sitting indian style with my face on the ground and my hand in a bucket of ice.
How the fuck did you end up in a tree? With multiple people?
I wish they could condense everything I needed, nutritionally speaking, into mike and ikes
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
I just put on lipstick to sext him. That should tell you where my love life is at.
What I'm doing now is like me taking a bagel, dropping it butter side down, leaving it for six years, picking it back up, and trying to fuck it
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I guess I called her at 2am, demanding that she bring us food. She told us to order pizza, and I yelled "DON'T MENTION PIZZA!" I recall nothing.
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