we might have left him a semi topless video on his wall. godd i just hope they suspend my accont so i stop doing thses things.....
Well we ran into the cornfields when the cops got there. We'd been hiding in there for 45 mins when he asks me "So this wasn't exactly how I'd planned this but I thought I'd ask. How do you feel about oral sex?"
I didn't think I could chip a tooth while giving a blowjob until I met him.
They pulled him over whille he had a fish tank full of beer in his front seat. He told them it coudn't count as an open container cause the top was on it.
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Just made a makeshift menthol by rolling a listerine strip into a regular cigarette... Poor? Who, me?
Just found a picture of me licking the bouncers ear last night
The bottle I was drinking out of splintered on the bottom, there was glass in my hand, I pulled it out with my teeth... Not the best night for Drunk Kevin
There is a special place in Hell for whichever one of you put Ben Gay on my dildo. It was a very uncomfortable April 1.
I really shouldn't have to tell you to stop banging your lightsaber on everything while we are in college.
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He's so vague sometimes. Like dude, we've been friends for 3 years. I don't need you to be vague, I need you to be inside of my vagina.
I have a terrible feeling that I made out with a fraternity last night
Is it a bad thing for a seven year old to call one an alcoholic? Asking for a friend..
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
hey im sorry i made fun of the color of your sheets, but like it was all i could focus on during sex because they were just THAT UGLY
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