I guess so. I don't really give a fuck. I think I'm going to jerk off really loudly tonight just to keep them on their toes
I didnt expect it either. But she was there and I had a boner, so i made it happen.
why do all canadians talk like horny gerbils are stuck in their throats?
I bought a bottle of 100 proof for the storm. I am going to drink until I pass out. I'm taking bets. 1:30 pm is the over/under.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
have to get expensive furniture. after that study abroad now at least six things at ikea are named after guys i slept with
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Hi, I put a dog in your house, I hope it's yours.
And you seriously thought you could just walk in naked with a bow tied around your penis?
It seemed like a good idea at the time...
So I was laying on the couch reading a book and he texted me. All I saw was the image of him spitting on my vagina last night in the moonlight. I gagged.
I'd rather explain to the cops why I'm naked than why I'm drunk.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
There was puke outside of my classroom and lecture was half empty. Damn thirsty thursday is intense
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